#56

I guess it's logical that readership would drop amidst unannounced weekends and broken promises. That saddens me, but honestly, not enough to keep yesterday's promise, which was deferred once already from the day  before. Feeling...loyal yet?

By way of apology, I shall still not show you a photograph of myself, for reasons detailed at length here. However! Here is a self-portrait, circa 2010.

What kind of man am I? Who the fuck knows. READ my BOOKS and maybe you can tell me. Did you know they're in paperback now? Well, they fucking are.

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Wait, is readership down because of the midterms? Voting isn't hard, fuckers! You did or did not do your duty and now all you can do is try to live a good life. Quit stressing and distract yourself with my tight, sweet, and deliciously short books. The paperbacks only cost seven dollars. Seven fucking dollars!

Look, I will throw you guys a bone. The first two people to email me a shipping address, well, I'll buy my own books and send them to you myself after they get to me, and I will draw a special picture for you inside, and sign it. I do not plan on signing a lot of my own books in my lifetime, so this is a pretty good deal if I ever make anything of myself!

Okay. I have a work seminar to sit through and then I will go and see a friend. Vote or don't, it's literally nothing to me. I voted, and if you didn't, that's fine. It makes you easy to ignore.


--JL