#34

Man, I wrote all that stuff about how I appreciate how shitty Google+ is, and they announce they're going to shutter it.

What lesson can we take from this? Why, don't ever impress me, of course! I shall beam at you and salute from the tiller of my airship, scarf flapping bravely in the wind, swooping away triumphantly as you drown, struggling in a cold, cold ocean.

I'm so fucking tired today. I shall be deferring the second part of my thoughts on going barefoot lately, my feet, walking in general. To make up for the delay, a third part will be forthcoming! I thought of more stuff today, and more stuff happened.

I don't really plan the post in advance, but I do tuck ideas and notions and sometimes scribble sentences for it in a little notebook. Sometimes I'll sit down to do an idea I thought of an end up with something else. Pretty common stuff, you may have heard your writer friends say stuff like this, perhaps using my exact words. I quote directly from the boilerplate in the first part of the Writer's Life Manual, a made-up document consisting of the more mundane generalities writers have in common. It's where we all pull our stock answers and assertions (read: fucking lies) for a wide variety of questions and situations.

Tally-mother-fucking-HO, chaps.


--JL